Tootsie1982

Jeff:
[Michael's half dressed as Dorothy, getting ready for a dinner with Julie] What do you mean you don't have anything to wear?

Michael:
She's seen me in all of these!

Jeff:
She hasn't seen you in that white dress.

Michael:
What, this?

[holds up a formal white dress]

Jeff:
Yeah.

Michael:
You cannot wear white to a casual dinner. It's too dressy.

Jeff:
Can't you wear pants?

Michael:
Pants?

[pats the fake butt he's wearing then wags his finger No]

Jeff:
What about this thing? [holds up a striped dress]

Michael:
No. I don't have the right shoes for it, I don't like the way the horizontal lines make me look too hippy, and it cuts me across the bust.

Jeff:
[slight pause] I think we're getting into a weird area here.