Total Recall1990

[A shuttle has just docked at Mars. Tourists disembark and are vetted into a processing station, to include a woman in a frumpy dress. A member of Mars Customs looks over her passport]

Customs Agent:
How long do you plan to spend on Mars, M'aam?

Fat Lady:
Two weeks.

Customs Agent:
[stamps passport] Have you brought any fruits or vegetables onto the planet?

Fat Lady:
Two weeks.

Customs Agent:
Excuse me?

Fat Lady:
Two weeks..two weeks... [starts having a seizure, attracting the attention of everyone. Richter, who is on Mars, pays attention to this odd sight]

Richter:
[low voice] Quaid. [normal] that's Quaid!

Security Officer:
What?

Richter:
The woman. Get him... her!

Security Officer:
Arrest that woman!

Quaid:
Catch!

Quaid removes fat lady's head then throws it at security officer

Fat Lady:
Get ready for a big surprise!

Head explodes