When in Rome2010

Joan:
His name's Umberto. Umberto! How sexy is that? We met on a flight to Italy two weeks ago, and now we're getting married. In Rome!

Beth:
Wow. That... Joan. Wow.

Joan:
He's the one, Beth. I know it, I can't wait until you meet him.

Beth:
And when I do, I will have known him for... almost as long as you have.

Joan:
You know what? You're not exactly a role model when it comes to relationships.

Beth:
Okay, maybe not. But that is because I have a relationship with my job. I love my job. And when I find a guy that I like more than my job, that's how I'll know he's the one.

Joan:
Okay, so basically what you need is a male version of yourself.

Beth:
Well, he doesn't have to be blonde.

[Joan giggles]