The Nutty Professor

     

The Nutty Professor1996

Director: Maya
Genre: Action, Comedy, Romance
The Nutty Professor is about grossly overweight Prof. Sherman Klump, desperate to lose weight takes a special chemical that turns him into the slim but obnoxious Buddy Love. more »


Buddy Love:
I lost 300 pounds in 30 seconds! [he took a megashake] Thanks, Megashake!

Jason:
[angrily; about Sherman] YOU TRICKED HIM!

Buddy Love:
Oh, you damn right, hamster boy. I knew Sherman was gonna go soft on me. That can wreak havoc on a man's sex life. [laughs] See, I've done some calculations of my own. If I drink 500 milliters of formula, I'll have enough cellular stability to be rid of Sherman's ass forever!

Jason:
No. You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!

Buddy Love:
If I drink it all at once, yes. If I drink half now and half later, that's completely safe. And at midnight, I don't have to worry about turning into no Klumpkin. Now if you don't mind, I have a date at the alumni ball, and you have a date with linoleum!

Jason:
Who?

[Buddy punches Jason, who falls to the floor in a heap]

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