Men in Black 32012

Older Boris:
(to his younger self) You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh! I'd kill you right now, if I didn't value my own life!

Younger Boris:
Who are you?!

Older Boris:
Look at you. Every mistake I ever made just waiting to happen.

Younger Boris:
What happened to my arm?

Older Boris:
You'll lose it - shot off by a human!

Younger Boris:
No human can defeat me!

Older Boris:
You'll spend the next forty years in prison. Chained up, like an animal!

Younger Boris:
No prison can hold me!

Older Boris:
They build one especially for us, on the moon.

Younger Boris:
No human has been to the moon, so they cannot have built it there already.

Older Boris:
Stop arguing! You can avoid all of that, if you just listen to me!

Younger Boris:
YOU were defeated! YOU let it get shot off! That wasn't me, that was YOU!

(both snarl at each other)

Older Boris:
What's your plan?

Younger Boris:
Prevent the archnet from being deployed. Kill anyone who tries.

Older Boris:
Good plan, didn't work. With my help, we'll get the archnet, kill agent K, the invasion will be successful, and we'll get to keep both of our ar-

(growls after noticing that younger Boris is staring at it)

Older Boris:
STOP STARING AT IT!!! Listen.