Monsters University2013

Sulley:
So... you guys are scaring majors?

Don Carlton:
[chuckling] We were. But none of us lasted very long. I guess we just weren't what old Hardscrabble was looking for. Don Carlton. Mature student. Thirty years in a textile industry, and then ol' dandy Don got downsized. Figured I could throw myself a pity party or go back to school and learn the computers.

Terry:
Hello! I'm Terry with a 'Y'.

Terri:
And I'm Terri with an 'I'. I'm a dance major!

Terry:
And I'm not.

Terri:
5, 6, 7, 8... [starts to dance while his brother rolls his eyes] 7, 8, turn! And turn... Why aren't you turning?

Terry:
Because we never agreed to do this.

Terri:
You said this was gonna be cool.

Terry:
No one said this was gonna be cool.

Terri:
Now I'm embarrassed.

Terry:
Now you're embarrassed?

Terri:
Yes, because it's in front of people!

Terry:
You should wake up embarrassed.

Art:
[rolls down the stairs] Hey, hey! I'm Art! New Age Philosophy Major. Excited to live with you, and laugh with you. [changes his mood] And cry with you. I thought you'd like to keep a dream journal!

Squishy:
Guess that leaves me. [Sulley suddenly screams once seeing him] My name's Scott Squibbles. My friends call me Squishy. I'm undeclared, unattached and... unwelcomed pretty much everywhere, but here.

Mike:
Well now that we've all been introduced. As captain of our team...

Sulley:
[cuts him off again] So basically you guys have no scaring experience?

Squishy:
[laughing] Not a lot. But now we've got you!

Don Carlton:
You're about the scariest fellow I've ever seen. Even with them pink polka dots.

Sulley:
Aww, thanks.

Mike:
Well, actually, I think I bring the whole package.

Squishy:
[grabs one of Sulley's hands] Your hands are as big as my face!

Terri:
[referring to Sulley] He's like a mountain, with fur!

Sulley:
Oh, come on. I don't even work out.

Art:
Yeah, me neither. I don't wanna get too big. [sniffs]