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Dale:
Dudes, seriously. We came here for a reason. (to Saul) Just ask him.

Red:
(while frosting a cake) Chill, dude, chill. I'm boiling some eggs over here...

Dale:
That's great. Just--

Red:
We got a lot of time to hang out, I'm making a f***ing cake.

Dale:
No sh*t. (to Saul) Just ask him, man.

Saul:
Can I have a piece of that?

Dale:
What are you doing? Don't ask for a piece.

Saul:
(to Red) I can't have a piece of that?

Red:
(is almost done frosting the cake) No, you cannot have a piece, this is private. You know what today is?

Saul:
Tuesday.

Red:
This is my cat's birthday today.

Dale:
I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. Did you let it out by accident?

Red:
No, because he died three months ago, okay? So now who's the funny guy, huh? All right? Today is his birthday, and it is a tradition that on his birthday, I get up extra early and make him his favorite kind of, uh, dessert.

Saul:
Don't worry, bro, your cat's going to Heaven.

Red:
Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to Heaven. He was a little f***er. He could've gone to Hell.