The Queen2006

HM Queen Elizabeth II:
Have we shown you how to start a nuclear war yet?

Tony Blair:
Er, no.

HM Queen Elizabeth II:
First thing we do apparently, we take away your passport and spend the rest of our time sending you around the world.

Tony Blair:
You obviously know my job better than I do.

HM Queen Elizabeth II:
Yes, well, you are my tenth Prime Minister, Mr Blair. My first, of course, was Winston Churchill. He sat in your chair in a frock coat and top hat. And he was kind enough to give a shy young girl like me quite an education.

Tony Blair:
I would imagine.

HM Queen Elizabeth II:
In time, one has added experience to that education and a little wisdom, better enabling us to carry out our constitutional responsibilities to advise, guide and warn the government of the day.

Tony Blair:
Advice which I look forward to receiving.