The Santa Clause

     

The Santa Clause1994

The Santa Clause is a 1994 American fantasy-dramedy film starring Tim Allen about an ordinary man who accidentally causes Santa Claus to fall from his roof on Christmas Eve. When he and his young son finish the legendary St. Nick's trip and del… more »


Bernard:
The Santa Clause: In putting on the suit and entering the sleigh, the wearer waives any and all rights to any previous identity, real or implied, and fully accepts the duties and responsibilities of Santa Claus in perpetuity until such time that wearer becomes unable to do so by either accident or design.

Scott:
What does that mean?

Bernard:
Means you put on the suit, you're the Big Guy.

Scott:
I didn't put on a suit to...

Bernard:
[lividly] Try to understand this!

Elves:
Ooh...

Bernard:
[calmly] Let me explain something to you, okay? Toys have to be delivered. I'm not gonna do it. It's not my job. I'm just an elf. It's Santa's job, but Santa fell off the roof. Your roof. You read the card. You put on the suit. That clearly falls under the Santa Clause, so now you're Santa. Okay?

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