Brighton Beach Memoirs1986

Kate:
I need bread.

Eugene:
What?

Kate:
I don't have enough bread. Run over to Greenblatt's and get me a fresh rye bread.

Eugene:
Again? I just came back from Grennblatt's.

Kate:
So You'll go again.

Eugene:
I'm always going to the store. When I grow up, that's all I'll be trained to do, go to the store.

Kate:
You don't want to go?... Never mind, I'll go.

Eugene:
Don't do that! Don't make me feel guilty. I'll go.

Kate:
And get a quarter of a pound of butter.

Eugene:
I bought a quarter pound of butter this morning. Why don't you buy a half pound at a time?

Kate:
And suppose the house burned down this afternoon? Why do I need an extra quarter pound of butter?

Eugene:
If my mom taught logic in high school, this would be some weird country.