Wreck-It Ralph2012

[Wynnchel and Duncan roll in the giant cupcake in which a taffy-covered Ralph is currently trapped.]

King Candy:
Sour Bill, de-taffy-fy this monster so we can see what we're up against here!

Sour Bill:
Mmkay.

[Sour Bill rips the taffy off of Ralph's head; Ralph howls in pain.]

King Candy:
Milk my Duds! It's Wreck-It Ralph!

Ralph:
Yeah. Who are you, the guy that makes the donuts?

King Candy:
Hoo-hoo, please! No, I'm King Candy!

[Ralph looks around the pink-walled throne room.]

Ralph:
I see you're a fan of pink.

King Candy:
Salmon! Salmon, that's obviously salm-- What are you doing here?

Ralph:
Look, Your Candiness, this is just a big misunderstanding. Just get me out of this cupcake, I'll get my medal, and I'll be out of your way.

King Candy:
Your medal? Hoo-hoo-hoo! Bad guys don't win medals!

Ralph:
Well, this one did. I earned it over in Hero's Duty.

King Candy:
[suddenly serious] You game-jumped? Ralph... you're not going Turbo, are you?

Ralph:
What? No, no, no...

[The Oreo guards surround King Candy and point their spears at Ralph.]

King Candy:
Because if you think you can come in here, heh, to my kingdom, and take over my game, you've got another think coming!

Ralph:
EASY, Your Puffiness! It's not my fault one of your Children of the Candy Corn stole my medal.

King Candy:
"Children of the candy corn"? Who -- [gasps] The glitch! The coin she used to buy her way into the race, that was your medal?

Ralph:
She did what?! I need that back!

King Candy:
Well, I'm afraid I can't help you, it's gone, you know. It's, it's nothing but code now! And it'll stay that way until someone wins the cup at the end of the race!

Ralph:
Well, maybe I'll just have to have a little talk with the winner, then.

King Candy:
[getting in Ralph's face] Is that a threat I smell? [recoiling] Ye-whoa! Beyond the halitosis you so obviously suffer from...

Ralph:
Listen, Nellie Wafer, I'm not leavin' without my medal!

King Candy:
Yes, you are! Wynnchel, Duncan, get him out of that cupcake and on the first train back home. And if I ever see you here again, Wreck-It Ralph... hoo-hoo, I'll lock you in my Fungeon!

Ralph:
...Fungeon?

King Candy:
Fun dungeon. Y'know, it's a play on words? Hoo-hoo...it's a fun... Never mind! Now, I've got a glitch to deal with, thanks to you. Goodbye, Wreck-It Ralph! It hasn't been a pleasure!