Yes Man2008

Nick:
Carl! Hey! Long time no see!

Carl:
Nick Lane? Hey!

Nick:
You don't still work at the bank, do you?

Carl:
Yeah. Kinda alone sitting outside here, eating my lunch, wearing the name tag.

Nick:
Huh, you must be running this place by now.

Carl:
I could have. I had a couple of offers. Didn't wanna get tied down.

Nick:
How's Stephanie?

Carl:
Good God! She... she's good! What have you been doing?

Nick:
Oh, I've been all over the map, man. I've lived! I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro. I ate bat in Laos. Shot a cow with a bazooka... I'm not proud of that last one. But I did it, man!

Carl:
Wow, sounds wild!

Nick:
Wanna know my secret? (takes a pamphlet from outside his coat) I'm a "Yes!" man! The word "yes" has changed my life. Here.

Carl:
No thanks, I'm fine.

Nick:
Fine, I wet my ass with fine!

Carl:
Wow, OK.

Nick:
You don't wanna work here, Carl. (while stuffing the pamphlet inside Carl's jacket)

Carl:
Yeah I do.

Nick:
No you don't. (gets a rock out of his pocket and moves close to Carl) Why don't you take this rock, throw it at that bank and shatter the window?

Carl:
(uncomfortably) No thanks.

Nick:
Then ask me it I want to.

Carl:
Do you wanna throw that rock at the bank?

Nick:
Yes! [Nick throws the rock and shatters the bank window, setting off the alarm]

Carl:
What, are you nuts?

Nick:
Go to the seminar, Carl! [Nick runs away, pushing Carl aside, and is stopped by the security men]

Nick:
Carl, live your life! You won't regret it!