America's Sweethearts2001

Eddie:
Kiki! Hold on, hold on. I wanna talk.

Kiki:
Let go of me.

Eddie:
Just... I wanna talk to you.

Kiki:
I don't want to talk to you!

Eddie:
Why not?

Kiki:
Because you're an idiot.

Eddie:
Well?

Kiki:
You know what? For that matter, I'm an idiot, too! In that respect we're actually quite perfect for each other.

Eddie:
This is a very complicated situation.

Kiki:
Well, let me uncomplicate it for you, huh? Forget about what happened between us, Eddie. It's not gonna work. Alright? I mean last night... last night was, was great. But then she calls you this morning, and you just cannot wait to get out of the door to get to her. What is that? It's just not going to work 'cause you will probably always be thinking about her, and I will probably always be wondering if you are thinking about her. I just... I just need you to know one thing.

Eddie:
What?

Kiki:
That woman that you saw by the pool the other night... No that woman that you just have to spend the rest of your life with, that was me.