Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill

     

Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill1999

Genre: Comedy
In Dress to Kill, Eddie Izzard spins free-flowing jokes about San Francisco (where the comedy concert was filmed), transvestitism, squirrels, American optimism, Hitler, the British royal family, mass murder, and Stonehenge--and that's only the … more »


Eddie:
The Heimlich maneuver, developed by doctor Heimlich, who woke up one night obviously - a fist, a hand, hoocha, hoocha, hoocha... lobster. Yes,

Eddie:
Hilda, Hilda, wake up!

Eddie:
Ah, what is it doctor Heimlich?

Eddie:
Why are you calling me doctor Heimlich, I am your husband for f***I~s sake. Loosen up, don't be so f***ing Prussian.

Eddie:
Well, what is it Gunther?

Eddie:
I have invented a maneuver...

Eddie:
What are you, a bloody tank commander now?

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  • Johnna Witte
    Johnna Witte
    Mr. Heimlich died yesterday and this skit was all I could think about! So funny!!!
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