Ace Ventura: Pet Detective1994

Man:
Shut the hell up, you stupid mut. (opens door) What do you want?

Ace Ventura:
HDS sir, and now are you doing this afternoon? alrighty then. I have a package for you. (lifts package)

Man:
(grabs package) It sounds broken.

Ace Ventura:
Most likely sir; I bet it was something nice, though. Now, this is an insurance form. If you'll just sign here, here, and here... Initial here, and print your name here, We'll get the rest of the forms out to you as soon as we can.

(Man takes package and signs)

Ace Ventura:
That's a lovely dog you have there sir, do you mind of I pet him?

Man:
I dont give a rat's ass.

Ace Ventura:
Alrighty then. (gets down and makes funny noises at dog, while petting him.) That's okay sir, we'll finish the rest. You just have yourself a good day. Take care now, bye bye then.