Fight Club

     

Fight Club1999

Director: David Finscher
Stars: Edward Norton, Brad Pitt, Helena Bonham Carter, Meat Loaf
Genre: Drama
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 139 minutes

Office monkey Ed Norton meets soap salesman Brad Pitt. Crafting a philosophy which resembles "Boys will be boys", the two start an underground, bare-knuckled fight club. Watch out for the end. It may cause whiplash. more »


Narrator:
Was it ticking?

Airport Security Officer:
Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.

Narrator:
Sorry, throwers?

Airport Security Officer:
Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.

Narrator:
My suitcase was vibrating?

Airport Security Officer:
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...

Airport Security Officer:
it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

Narrator:
I don't own...

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