Analyze This

     

Analyze This1999

Director: Harold Ramis
Stars: Robert De Niro, Billy Crystal, Lisa Kudrow, Chazz Palminteri, Kresh Novakovic
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 103 minutes

Cast Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal together in a film and it should be a sucker's bet as to who's going to be funnier and who's going to give the more nuanced performance. Somehow, though, De Niro walks away with most of the laughs in Analyze Thi… more »


Boss Paul Vitti:
Hey, I got news for you, you little two-bit prick, son-of-a-b*tch, rat-bastard you did nothing for me! Whatever you did the other day didn't take! I'm still f***ed up! You did f***ing NOTHING for me!

Dr. Ben Sobel:
Hey, what do you expect? I saw you for five minutes! I can't work miracles, Mr. Viti! And let me tell you something, I do not appreciate it when someone sneaks into my hotel room and kidnaps me in the middle of the night. I have a life, Mr. Viti, I have a family, and I have a serious practice, and I don't have time for your BULLSHIT!... That got away from me at the end there.

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