For the Boys1991

Director: Mark Rydell
Stars: Bette Midler, James Caan, George Segal, Patrick O'Neal, Christopher Rydell
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Music
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 138 minutes

No one goes to a movie directed by Michael Bay for delicacy and grace; you go because Michael Bay (Armageddon, The Rock) knows how to make your bones rattle during a high-speed chase when a car flips over, spins through the air, and smacks another c… more »

You're gonna kill him you fill his head full of this crap!

Such as what?

Such as "Don't study," "Everything comes easy," "Life's a big party."

Oh, well, sounds good to me.

Oh yeah? You got three daughters. Why don't you give them the benefit of your wisdom?

Because my wisdom is for a son. I got a closet full of baseball cards...

Don't break my heart!

Alright. How long's it now been -- eight years Michael's dead?

You shut up!

No. You let me talk. Now enough is enough here. That boy needs a father. He needs a man in his life -- somebody he can talk to, somebody who can teach him, somebody who can show him.

What? How to screw the chorus girls?

Yeah, why not if he wants to... yeah, why not! That's life! Hey, I wish somebody was there to teach me how to kiss 'em, how to talk to 'em -- how to jack off!

What did you say?

That's right, lady! Who's gonna tell him it's alright -- that his thing won't fall off -- his mother? Why don't you put a dress on him and forget about it?

I would, but then you'd probably make a pass at him!

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