Home Alone1990

Gangster 'Johnny':
Who is it?

Pizza Boy:
It's Little Nero's, sir. I have your pizza.

Gangster 'Johnny':
Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.

Pizza Boy:
Okay. (leaves the pizza on the doormat) But what about the money?

Gangster 'Johnny':
What money?

Pizza Boy:
(matter-of-factly but sarcastically) Well, you have to pay for your pizza, sir.

Gangster 'Johnny':
Is that a fact. How much do I owe ya?

Pizza Boy:
Uh...That'll be $11.80, sir.

(Kevin drops $12 from the dog door)

Gangster 'Johnny':
Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

Pizza Boy:
Cheapskate.

(starts to leave, but is stopped by Johnny's next line)

Gangster 'Johnny':
Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!

(machine gun fire; the delivery boy dashes back to his car and speeds away)

Kevin McCallister:
(opens the door and brings the pizza inside) A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.