Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers in Goldmember2002

Stars: Mike Myers, Beyoncé, Seth Green, Michael York
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 94 minutes

Despite symptoms of sequelitis, Austin Powers in Goldmember is must-see lunacy for devoted fans of the shagadelic franchise. Unfortunately, the law of diminishing returns is in full effect: for every big-name cameo and raunchy double-entendre, there… more »

Fat Bastard:
I've been tryin' to go legit.

Austin Powers:
Of course...

Fat Bastard:
But when you're an overweight child, in a society that demands perfection, your sense of right and wrong, fair and unfair will always be tragically skewed...

Austin Powers:
Did you just soil yourself?

Fat Bastard:
Maybe.

Fat Bastard:
It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, anylisis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick... ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!

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