Bad Santa2003

Marcus:
It won't happen again. I can promise you that. Willie here has low blood sugar. That's all.

Willie:
That's right. I forgot to take my pill.

Bob Chipeska:
It's not just the swearing. Forgive me for prying, but did one of you, um, fornicate...

Willie:
Fornicate?

Bob Chipeska:
Yes. With a heavy-set woman in the big-and-tall dressing room?

Willie:
Look, I've boned alot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.

Bob Chipeska:
Yes... Well, even still, I think it's best for all parties considered if we...

Marcus:
If we what?

Bob Chipeska:
Well, I have somebody else interested in the position.

Willie:
Before you do something stupid you might want to think about this sh*t.

Bob Chipeska:
What are you talking about?

Willie:
I'm talking about firing a little black midget. A small, colored, African-American small person. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your face all over goddamn USA Today, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about 150 of these little motherf***ers all over the sidewalk out there. Holding pickett signs and using bullhorns and sh*t like that. Screaming and hollering your name out. Unfair practices, get me?

Bob Chipeska:
Oh no, this is not a handicapped thing. I have nothing against you people.

Willie:
You people? Did you hear that Marcus? He said 'You People.'

Marcus:
Who the hell is us people?

Bob Chipeska:
No... He said... But... what... No no. Um, I think it's best if we just forget we had this conversation.

Willie:
Good thinking. And don't worry about us. We'll be fine. Let's get the hell out of here Marcus.

Willie:
You're pathetic.