Bad Santa2003

Bob Chipeska:
Hi. Bob Chipeska. Welcome. Great photo and resume by the way.

Marcus:
Thanks. You know, we've been at this for a long time and all, so we like to think we do a good job.

Bob Chipeska:
You two are perfect for this job, truly. So, I don't want his unpleasentness affect your performance in any way.

Marcus:
Oh no. We...

Willie:
Performance?

Bob Chipeska:
Yes. Your performance. You know, the...

Willie:
Do you mean sexual?

Bob Chipeska:
Excuse me?

Willie:
Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear? Is that what your saying to me?

Bob Chipeska:
I'm sorry, your gear?

Marcus:
Willie...

Willie:
My f*** stick

Marcus:
Willie, take a seat. You know how your blood sugar is.

Bob Chipeska:
He's not going to say f*** stick in front of the children, is he?

Marcus:
No! It was just a joke. An adult joke. For us, adults. It's a joke. Just a joke.