Bad Santa2003

Kid:
Why do you need a car?

Willie:
What the f*** are you talking about?

Kid:
This car.

Willie:
Which turn is it?

Kid:
Sage Terrace. Where's your sleigh?

Willie:
It's in the shop, getting repaired.

Kid:
Where are the reindeer?

Willie:
I stabled them. Is it left or right?

Kid:
That way. Where's the stable?

Willie:
Next to the shop.

Kid:
How do they sleep?

Willie:
Who? The reindeer? Standing up.

Kid:
But the noise. How do they sleep?

Willie:
What noise?

Kid:
From the shop.

Willie:
They only work during the day, all right?

Kid:
I thought it was always night at the North Pole.

Willie:
Well, not now. Right now it's always day.

Kid:
Then how do they sleep?

Willie:
Oh, sh*t. Sage Terrace. What is it with you, anyway? Somebody drop you on your f***ing head?

Kid:
On *my* head?

Willie:
Well, yeah. What, are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?

Kid:
How can they drop me onto my own head?

Willie:
No, not *onto* your... Would... God damn it! Are you f***ing with me?