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2 Broke Girls2011

2 Broke Girls is an American television sitcom that aired on CBS from September 19, 2011 to April 17, 2017. The series was produced for Warner Bros. Television and created by Michael Patrick King and Whitney Cummings. Set in the Williamsburg neighbo… more »


Caroline Channing:
Are you sure you're fine? 'Cause I heard you crying last night.

Max Black:
I don't cry; I sold my tear-ducts to an organ bank for cash two years ago.

Caroline Channing:
I was on the couch. And I heard you crying alone in your bedroom.

Max Black:
Really? What did the crying sound like?

Caroline Channing:
Like... [moaning]

Max Black:
I wasn't crying.

Caroline Channing:
Well, then what were you d- [Max widens her eyes in irony] Oh! So none of my business.

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