2 Broke Girls2011

[Max accidentally opens the door on Caroline sitting in a bath tub masturbating with a shower head]

Caroline Channing:
What are you doing? Knock first.

Max Black:
Why are your legs up in the air like that? And why were you holding the shower head down by your...

[Max then realizes why]

Max Black:
Oh, oh oh!

[Max closes the door, she then opens the shade into the bathroom]

Max Black:
I'm sorry. I thought you'd be home feeling bad for yourself, not feeling your bad self.

[Caroline closes the bathroom shade]

Caroline Channing:
What are you doing home already? Why aren't you at the Candy Andy party?

[Max gives Caroline a strange look]

Caroline Channing:
Oh, don't look at me like that. It's not I'm like the only person in the world who masturbates.

Max Black:
Also, Andy's here.

[Caroline slowly turns around and sees Andy]