2 Broke Girls2011

Caroline Channing:
Hey Han, do you want a cat?

Max Black:
You can finally have a friend your own size. C'mon you can ride it to work.

Han Lee:
No, I can't have a cat. They're lazy, moody and judgmental. I don't need another you. Plus they don't show affection.

Max Black:
Sure they do, you just have to know how to get it out of them. Cats love to be lightly spanked on their bottom.

Han Lee:
I don't understand why a cat would like that. So mysterious.

Max Black:
[Max starts spanking Han] Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.

Han Lee:
Hmm, well, I can't have a cat, I work all the time. Why did I like that so much?

Max Black:
I dunno, something with b*obs was touching you?

Han Lee:
People with b*obs touch me.

Caroline Channing:
She means aside from your mom.

Han Lee:
Then, no.