21 Jump Street1987

Officer Judy Hoffs:
I feel like I got taken advantage of, Doug.

Officer Doug Penhall:
Hey whoa, wait a minute, I'm the one who came over to be consoled, I'm the one whose friend is driving around with a murderer, I'M the one who everybody thinks is crazy! I thought maybe you were a sympathetic ear.

Officer Judy Hoffs:
Oh, so you're trying to tell me you weren't planning on getting me in the sack when you came over last night.

Officer Doug Penhall:
No.

Officer Judy Hoffs:
Then why did you have those things with you?

Officer Doug Penhall:
...Things with me?

Officer Judy Hoffs:
You had condoms in your wallet, Doug.

Officer Doug Penhall:
I always have condoms in my wallet.

Officer Judy Hoffs:
Yeah?

Officer Doug Penhall:
Yeah. Like when you go for a drive, you bring a spare with you in case you get a flat.