30 Rock

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30 Rock is an American satirical television sitcom created by Tina Fey that ran on NBC from October 11, 2006, to January 31, 2013. The series, based on Fey's experiences as head writer for Saturday Night Live, takes place behind the scenes of a fict… more »



Eddie Donaghy:
I got a real job now: I talk homeless people into joining the army.

Jack Donaghy:
Isn't there anything that you want?

Eddie Donaghy:
One thing: I'd like my brother back. Look, I know I've been nothing but trouble to you your entire life. Juvie, Jonestown, that time I punched Goofy... Hell, I even blinded you with a bottle rocket!

Jack Donaghy:
Ah, that was for a couple of lousy months; big deal. I had sex with your prom date.

Eddie Donaghy:
I stole your identity.

Jack Donaghy:
I threw you out of a window.

Eddie Donaghy:
I convinced you you had lupus.

Jack Donaghy:
I microwaved your parakeet!

Eddie Donaghy:
I hated that bird.

Jack Donaghy:
We had some great times, didn't we?

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