30 Rock2006

Jack:
Conan, Tracy's really excited to be back on your show.

Conan O'Brien:
I don't know. He's kind of a loose cannon, and I like to surround myself with people who don't try to stab me.

Jack:
Well, Tracy's feeling a lot better now. He's under a doctor's care.

Conan O'Brien:
That's what they said about Hasselhoff, then he tried to make out with me during a commercial break.

Jack:
Conan, this is important to me. So, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.

Conan O'Brien:
What's the hard way?

Jack:
You do a live Christmas Eve special from Kabul every year until the War on Terror is won.

Conan O'Brien:
Tell Tracy I'll see him tonight, you black Irish bastard.

Jack:
Back at you, red.