Absolutely Fabulous1992

[on the subject of Eddy's fatness]

Eddie:
Just try and help me. Try.

Saffie:
Well, what can I say?

Eddie:
Well, darling, just try to be little bit less Western in your thinking, if you can, please. I mean, you realize, of course, that in Zen terms everything in the universe is just molecules, don't you? Ying and yong, ping and pong... Mmm? You know that, darling? These are my molecules and that's your little clump of molecules over there, sweetie. I mean, in real terms, there's no difference between me and the coffee, me and the table, me and a tree, me and Madonna, for God's sake!

Saffie:
Except that you have a fatter bottom.

Eddie:
Oh, shut up!

Saffie:
Well, what you want me to say? Mum, it doesn't matter to me that you haven't seen your navel in twenty five years, or that you can wear your stomach as a kilt. Just tell me you're happy.

Eddie:
How can I be happy with this great bulk hanging off of this skeleton? I can't.