Absolutely Fabulous1992

Saffron:
What are you smirking at? Do you think this is funny?

Edina:
Oh... Funny what, darling? Funny ha-ha-ha?

Saffron:
You might have rung and let me know what you were doing.

Edina:
I was too busy doing it, darling. What's the matter? Are you jealous?

Saffron:
No, worried.

Edina:
Oh, worried about me having some fun? Well, I was darling. Bloody great, bloody fun, alright?

Patsy:
Ask her who with?

Saffron:
Who with?

Edina:
Jean-Pierre.

Patsy:
That bastard! You didn't tell me he was around.

Edina:
Oh. I sort of ran into him by accident, darling. He's over here directing a new video for a hip-rave-rap... band, darling.

Patsy:
I thought we were going out. [about Saffron] Thanks to you, I had to spend the whole evening alone in this house with Helena Bonham Carter, here! I'm going back to bed. There's no point in me being up at this hour. [gets a bottle of scotch] Helps me to sleep.

Edina:
Yeah.

Saffron:
Back in your coffin.

Edina:
Darling! Patsy's an insomniac, sweetie.

Saffron:
More like the living dead.

Edina:
Oooh! Oooh!

Saffron:
[about Patsy] How long is she here for?

Edina:
I don't know. How long are you here for?

Saffron:
How long?

Edina:
Well, until her flat has been fumigated, darling. She can't live in it breathing fumes all day, can she?

Saffron:
Why not? I thought sniffing chemicals was what she did best. I'm surprised she's not up there already with a straw stuck up her nose. She should try it, you know. It might actually be the one substance that makes her socially acceptable.

Edina:
Darling, it would kill her!

Saffron:
Exactly!

Edina:
A few hormones, talking there, haven't we, sweetie? Huh?