Alias2001

Eric Weiss:
OK, whenever you want to have that talk...

Michael Vaughn:
What talk?

Eric Weiss:
Uh, about the cologne, or whatever the hell you're wearing.

Michael Vaughn:
I'm not wearing any cologne.

Eric Weiss:
Well, something is going on. No man naturally smells as good as you do right now

Michael Vaughn:
[Vaughn and Weiss watch as a sleazy bad guy leers at Sydney while she's in disguise as a prostitute] That son of a b*tch!

Eric Weiss:
Easy, come on.

Michael Vaughn:
I swear I'm gonna to kill this guy.

Eric Weiss:
There's no way that guy smells as good as you do.

Michael Vaughn:
It's aftershave, I got a new aftershave.

Eric Weiss:
Yeah, well, I'd lighten up on it a little.

Michael Vaughn:
Yeah?

Eric Weiss:
Oh yeah. To the point of non-use.