Nothing2003

Andrew:
Maybe we slipped into another dimension.

Dave:
There has to be something to eat.

Andrew:
Like through a portal or something.

Dave:
There's nothing to eat!

Andrew:
A space-time continuum.

Dave:
Where's the food?

Andrew:
A black hole, or a red dwarf. Time warp! Maybe we fell into some sort of time warp. Abducted! Yes! Maybe that's it, we were abducted by aliens!

Andrew:
And they've taken us back to their planet and put us in some kind of zoo with a sign that said, "Don't feed the humans," which is crazy, because we'll die, and who's gonna want to go to the zoo to see two dead humans? Unless they're going to eat us, but why wouldn't they want to fatten us up before the slaughter? Unless they're feeding us, and we just don't know it! Or they're not feeding us and they're just waiting and watching to see how we'll react, what we'll do! What are you doing?

Dave:
I'm making a trap!

Andrew:
For what?

Dave:
The food! The food, you idiot, the food!