Brows Held High2011

Oancitizen:
Anyway, Shawn has come to say hi to his girlfriend's mother.

Shawn:
[to mother] Can I eat you out?

Oancitizen:
[stares] Now... I understand it's become a bit cliche to insert footage of a famous and equivalent movie scene right after a character has said a line remarkable similar to said footage. Now the thing is, I've already been accused of being a Cinema Snob rip-off, plus I use the same episode template as The Nostalgia Critic, which has sense been reappropriated by Phelous, Film Brain, Obscurus Lupa, The Nostalgia Chick, Mike J., at least one episode of Familiar Faces and pretty much every other reviewer on these forums, so I don't want to seem any more unoriginal than I already am. But when a character says a line as out of place and tactless as this:

Shawn:
Can I eat you out?

Oancitizen:
Every molecule of my body commands me to respond with this:

[inserts a clip of a man propositioning a woman with cunnilingus]

Oancitizen:
I feel so uninspired.