BASEketball

BASEketball1998

Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Dian Bachar, Yasmine Bleeth
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Rating: R
Runtime: 103 minutes

This is one of those wildly vulgar comedies full of scattershot jokes and random acts of silliness, directed by Airplane codirector David Zucker. For good measure, he's cast South Park creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, as a pair of slacker pals … more »



Dan Patrick:
Hi there. I'm Dan Patrick.

Kenny Mayne:
And I'm Kenny Mayne.

Dan Patrick:
With the first seven months of the BASEketball postseason out of the way, the playoff picture is now starting to emerge.

Kenny Mayne:
So, with last night's victory over Boston, next week the Beers must beat Indianapolis in order to advance to Charlotte. That's in an effort to reduce their magic number to three.

Dan Patrick:
Right, and then the Beers can advance to the National Eastern Division North to play Tampa.

Kenny Mayne:
So, if the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow Cup, unless Baltimore can upset Buffalo and Charlotte ties Toronto, then Oakland would play LA and Pittsburgh in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, the two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned.

Dan Patrick:
Right.

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