Charmed1998

Piper:
You are so... busted?

Phoebe:
Hello!

Paige Matthews:
You stole our sacred book so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself?

Paige Matthews:
You think I did this on purpose? My body was perfectly fine just as it was. Thank you.

Phoebe:
Piper, you could have just blown up a dozen innocent people.

Piper:
I took a chance.

Phoebe:
See? Are you listening to yourself?

Piper:
What happened?

Paige Matthews:
I don't know. They just grew.

Piper:
Oh, right. And you had nothing to do with that.

Phoebe:
Did you cast any spells?

Paige Matthews:
One.

[Phoebe gives her a nod]

Paige Matthews:
Five.

Piper:
Five?

Phoebe:
Okay, what did you do just before you turned into Betty Boop?

Paige Matthews:
Well. I cast a spell on this slimeball I work with so I could give him a taste of his own medicine.

Phoebe:
That the slimeball?

Piper:
And that's the backfire.

Paige Matthews:
Backfire?

Phoebe:
You misused magic to make him the object of ogling, and the spell backfired and did the same thing to you.

Piper:
Which you would have learned if you had bothered to ask. But now instead of vanquishing demons, we're gonna have to spend the afternoon fixing your mess.

Phoebe:
Okay, Piper, call Leo and get him to orb this slimeball back home. And we have to protect him until we can figure out a way to reverse the spell. Paige and I will grab the book and meet you there.

[Paige looks down at herself and pouts]