Charmed1998

Cole Turner:
You've tried going upstairs twice, out the front door four times, and through the wall five.

[Piper is pushed out of the wall and back into the living room and falls on the floor against the couch with a thud]

Piper Halliwell:
Unh!

Cole Turner:
Make that six times. But, hey, you haven't tried the chimney yet.

Piper Halliwell:
I thought ghosts could go any damn place they pleased.

Cole Turner:
You're still attached to your body. You're not a ghost. But you will be if you don't start trusting me. There is only one way out of here.

Piper Halliwell:
The last Halliwell that trusted you ended up burying your demonic spawn.

Cole Turner:
Not one of my finer moments, but Phoebe'll make a great mom. Can you blame me for wanting to be the dad?

Piper Halliwell:
You're wasting your time.

Cole Turner:
Now is that any way to treat family?