Comedy Central Presents1998
Comedy Central Presents is the network's main half-hour program which highlights either one or a series of stand-up comedians each episode. In 2011, the series ended and Comedy Central replaced it with the revamped The Half Hour, now called Comedy C… more »
[about moving into a new apartment]
Mike Birbiglia:
I have this habit of making awkward situations more awkward. I was moving my bed in last week, and this woman who lived in the building opened the front door of the building with her key. And she said "I'm not worried, because a rapist wouldn't have a bed like that."
[laughter]
Mike Birbiglia:
Now, what I *should* have said was nothing. What I *did* say was "you'd be surprised."
[laughter]
Mike Birbiglia:
Which is really hard to segue out of, you know?
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