Curb Your Enthusiasm2000

Richard:
How could you not help a blind man?

Larry:
How could you say "blind man" in front of a blind man?

Blind Man:
Oh pleeeeeeease, don't...

Larry:
You called him a blind man right in front of him.

Richard:
No, I didn't, I didn't mean that in a bad way, no, I got...

Blind Man:
Oh no, no, no no...

Richard:
I meant sightless. I didn't mean... I mean I respect the blind as much as anybody, I...

Blind Man:
Oh, of course, it's not a problem, believe me.

Richard:
No, I didn't mean that in a, in a derogatory sense. I got my own problems, really...

Blind Man:
No no!

Richard:
...and I'm a recovering alcoholic, I have, I have intimacy problems, so...

Blind Man:
Oh really?

Larry:
Poor guy. Terrible intimacy problems.

Blind Man:
Ohhhhhh.

Richard:
I do have problems! I had...

Larry:
Can't get close to a woman, it's a terrible thing!

Richard:
It happens to be true! I'm just sayin' we're all in the same...

Blind Man:
Yeah, right.

Larry:
We're all the same. He can't see, and you have intimacy problems. You guys have a lot in common, don't ya?