Curb Your Enthusiasm2000

Larry David:
I pee sitting down.

Jeff Greene:
You pee sitting down?

Larry David:
Yeah! Have you ever tried it?

Jeff Greene:
No!

Larry David:
It's more comfortable. When you get up during the night you don't have to turn on the light and wake up, and you get to read.

Jeff Greene:
What are you reading?

Larry David:
I'm reading a lot of stuff.

Jeff Greene:
What stuff?

Larry David:
If I peed twenty times during a day I can get through a whole New York Times for god's sake!

Jeff Greene:
Twenty times?

Larry David:
Yeah! Hey buddy, when you're peeing all over your shoe, I'm learnin' somethin'!

Jeff Greene:
What makes you think I'm peeing all over my shoe while you're learnin' somethin'?