Curb Your Enthusiasm2000

Jeff Greene:
[after Larry said he didn't want to take a tour of Suzie and Jeff's new house] I don't want to make a big deal out of this. I am just going to mention it and that's it... It wouldn't have killed you to have taken the house tour.

Larry:
I feel very queer taking house tours.

Jeff Greene:
What queer? My wife shows you the house...

Larry:
I gotta march up and down the house going, [in a gay voice] "Oh it's nice, it's nice..."

Jeff Greene:
Did you have to go somewhere?

Larry:
No.

Jeff Greene:
Alright, you know what then...

Larry:
[in the gay voice again] "Oh, that looks good. Hey look at that closet! Oh ho hey, very nice beams up there. I like those beams, yeah. What's the name of that architect?"

Jeff Greene:
[sighs]

Larry:
[takes a sip of coffee] Good coffee.