Curb Your Enthusiasm2000

Larry David:
[walking in] Hello!

Lisa Thompson:
Hello. Welcome back.

Larry David:
[enthusiastically] So! You know, I spoke to our mutual friend. [Jeff, concerning the size of his penis]

Lisa Thompson:
Did you say hello for me?

Larry David:
I did, I did. I did say hello, and... I couldn't help but mention the... whole kind of..."small penis" thing... It came out.

Lisa Thompson:
Oh, my gosh... Was he upset?

Larry David:
Not at all! Not at all... [folds his arms]

Lisa Thompson:
Really?

Larry David:
In fact he had a... completely different take on it than you! He said the problem didn't lie with his small penis... but rather, with your... BIG vagina. [smugly, he makes a wide 'V' symbol with his hands]

Lisa Thompson:
Is THAT what he did?

Larry David:
Yeah! [sign again] BIG!

Lisa Thompson:
THIS is my vagina?

Larry David:
HUGE! [nodding smuggly] Huge!

Lisa Thompson:
Are you kidding? I don't have a big vagina!

Larry David:
[grinning smugly with condescending eyes] You've got the huge vagina.

Lisa Thompson:
Oh, do I?

Larry David:
[nodding] You got the huge vagina. You're blaming the small penis... It's not necessary.

Lisa Thompson:
I made a little... You're the one that-!

Larry David:
[cutting Lisa off] ME THINKS the lady doth protest too much! Hmph! [making the sign]