Curb Your Enthusiasm2000

Michael Richards:
So Duberstein, that's a Jewish name right?

Leon:
Yes it is! I was adopted by some lovely Jews.

Michael Richards:
And you were Bar Mitzvahed?

Leon:
Oh yeah, three times! The last time was a few months ago in Atlantic City.

Michael Richards:
But I thought you only got Bar Mitzvahed once, you know, when you're 13 years old.

Leon:
No, No, No-No, You misunderstood, it's once every thirteen years. You gotta recharge the Mitzva! So the Mitzvas are kinda full. Capacity! At full mitzva capacity!

Michael Richards:
So, tell me about the groats?

Leon:
Well... Everything I ate tasted like peaches. And I forgot how to multiply. I could subtract, but I couldn't multiply. If I'm f***ing 6 women 3 times a day, 7 days a week, how many times per week am I f***ing? Was it 10? Was it 130? Was it 16? I was tripping out.

Michael Richards:
whew, that's some weird stuff.

Leon:
You tellin' me. Danny Duberstein is good at two things - -that's math and f***ing.