Daria1997

Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer:
So, Jodie, do you belong to any clubs?

Daria:
You don't have to answer that.

Jodie Abigail Landon:
I'm president of the French Club, vice president of Student Council, editor of yearbook, and I'm also on the tennis team.

Jake Morgendorffer:
Daria, why aren't you on the tennis team?

Daria:
Because it's classified as a sport.

Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer:
Speaking of sports, Jodie, do you know Kevin Thompson? He and Daria did a science project together.

Jodie Abigail Landon:
Oh, sure. Kevin's great... [softly to Daria] at smashing beer cans with his head.

Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer:
I don't know why Daria doesn't hang around with him and his gang more.

Daria:
For the same reason I don't sleep with my head packed in ice.