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Ms. Angela Li:
Whoo-hoo!

[Daria and Jane shriek]

Ms. Angela Li:
This is so exciting! Imagine, real-life celebrities broadcasting all week live from Lawndale High.

Daria:
They're not celebrities.

Jane:
They're deejays.

Ms. Angela Li:
Wacky deejays! And their hilarious antics will soon silence those naysayers who would have us believe that Lawndale High is a place of gloom.

Jane:
Of course, getting rid of the hidden cameras and the bomb-sniffing dogs would accomplish the same goal.

Ms. Angela Li:
You girls should be thanking me for caring so much about student morale.

Daria:
I don't suppose the school would be receiving a large fee from the radio station for participating in this stunt?

Ms. Angela Li:
Ms. Morgendorffer, those bomb-sniffing dogs have to eat! [Exits]