Daria1997

Jake Morgendorffer:
[hiking, Jake and Daria hit a fork in the trail blocked with a 'DANGER' sign] Look at that, Daria, a fork in the trail. If you go one way, you can't go the other.

Daria Morgendorffer:
This is going to depress me, isn't it?

Jake Morgendorffer:
This way over here leads to an entry-level job. A little bit of money in your pocket. Soon, you're wearing a suit and tie every day like all the other faceless saps, living in a boring little house in a bland little town, and doing so well you're in debt up to your disappearing hair! That's where that trail leads, Daria!

Daria Morgendorffer:
I guess that other trail is the one that leads to personal and spiritual satisfaction. That's why they don't want you to take it.

Jake Morgendorffer:
Dammit, Daria! You're brilliant! [climbs over sign and walks down closed trail]

Daria Morgendorffer:
Wait! It was a joke? [sighs]