Drake & Josh

Drake & Josh2004

Drake & Josh is an American television sitcom created by Dan Schneider for Nickelodeon. The series follows stepbrothers Drake Parker (Drake Bell) and Josh Nichols (Josh Peck) as they live together despite having opposite personalities. The serie… more »



Audrey Parker-Nichols:
Josh, hey what's going on with Drake?

Walter Nichols:
Yeah, he's been acting pretty weird.

Audrey Parker-Nichols:
[a beat] Is he okay?

Josh Nichols:
Um, yeah. He's fine. He's just a little...

Drake Parker:
[comes from the hall] No, he's not okay. I'm kind of banged up.

Audrey Parker-Nichols:
[scoldingly] [to Walter] You hurt him wrestling!

Walter Nichols:
[excited] I did?

Drake Parker:
It-it wasn't wrestling. It was a car accident.

Audrey Parker-Nichols:
[suddenly concerned] Car accident?

Josh Nichols:
[to Megan] [eagerly] He's gonna get it now!

Drake Parker:
Actually, it was a-a dune buggy accident.

Walter Nichols:
Are you okay?

Drake Parker:
Well, the doctor sai...

Audrey Parker-Nichols:
[interrupting] Wait! What doctor?

Drake Parker:
I kinda went to the emergency room and got X-rayed and stuff.

Josh Nichols:
[more eager than before] Here it comes!

Audrey Parker-Nichols:
[pitifully] My poor baby!

Josh Nichols:
[deadpan] Huh?

Audrey Parker-Nichols:
Just look at you. You can barely stand. [grabs a chair, Walter helps Drake sit down]

Drake Parker:
[wincing] Ah! Ah! Easy! Ah! Easy! You guys, I'm really sorry I disobeyed you. I shouldn't have.

Josh Nichols:
[to Megan] NOW he get's it.

Audrey Parker-Nichols:
[rounding on Josh] Josh. Did you know about this?

Josh Nichols:
Well-yeah-yeah I knew...

Audrey Parker-Nichols:
You still made your father wrestle him?

Walter Nichols:
When you knew Drake was hurt?

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