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Drake & Josh is an American television sitcom created by Dan Schneider for Nickelodeon. The series follows stepbrothers Drake Parker (Drake Bell) and Josh Nichols (Josh Peck) as they live together despite having opposite personalities. The serie… more »


Drake Parker:
What happened to you?

Josh Nichols:
Football happened to me. I got pummeled, slugged, and I'm pretty sure someone bit my ankle.

Drake Parker:
Well, I'm sorry you didn't make the team.

Josh Nichols:
Oh, no, I made the team.

[holds up a jersey]

Josh Nichols:
You are looking at Belleview High's brand-new E-QUIPMENT MANA-GER!

[Drake stares at Josh, incredulous]

Josh Nichols:
E-QUIPMENT MANA-GER!

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