Phantom of the Opera1989

The Phantom:
Could it be that I saw you at the opera last night?

Harrison:
It's possible, I am the opera critic of the Gazette.

The Phantom:
Indeed, I found your account of Christine Day's performance, some what troubling. Could it be that we saw different shows?

Harrison:
Ah Ms. Day, I was sorry for her, embarrassed really, the role was beyond her!

The Phantom:
Then perhaps you weren't afforded a seat be fitting your status and your knowledge of the arts. The acoustics are somewhat inconsistent, should you reconsider your evaluation, I could provide you with a private box.

Harrison:
Sir you flatter me, but in all truthfulness, I think I would rather die than to listen to that shrieking child for another evening.

The Phantom:
As you wish!