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Sheriff Jack Carter:
[Answering phone] Hey, Andy, let me guess. There's a quantum, run-away, something-or-other. [pauses] Somebody did what? [pauses] I'll be right there. [hangs up phone] Somebody robbed a BANK! [runs out of Cafe Diem] YEEEAAAHHH!

Vincent:
Should he really be happy about that?

Sheriff Jack Carter:
[Walking down the street] No blob, no wormhole, just a good, old-fashioned bank robbery!

Deputy Andy 2.0:
You seem down right perky, boss.

Sheriff Jack Carter:
Yeah! We're gonna take fingerprints! We're going to do tire impressions! We're going to interview... [sees an emtpy lot where the bank was]... witnesses. Uh, Andy?

Deputy Andy 2.0:
Yeah, boss?

Sheriff Jack Carter:
You said there was a bank robbery.

Deputy Andy 2.0:
Yep, someone took it last night.

Sheriff Jack Carter:
Of course they did.